Not even one thing went as planned after I left the house. Or before I left the house for that matter. Here's the basic outline:
wake up-good
be happy for C as he shows me good news on his website-good
morning tinkle-good
phone call saying all plans for morning time shopping have changed-good
phone call a good thing because I remembered that I have a lab at 8:30-good
hurry and get ready, trying on everything but nothing looked good-and so it began
finally settling upon looking like a pioneer-getting worse
grab the key to my bike lock-good
can't find the key to the lock to the shed where my bike slept-bad
call C, he doesn't know where it is-bad
C suggests the scooter-good
find scooter key-good
find lots of change to feed meter-good
try to put bag in scooter seat, doesn't fit-bad
hold bag between my legs while going 40 mph-really bad
finally park, feed the meter, search for building I've never been to-kinda bad
find the building, walk 3 flights of stairs-bad but needed
find the classroom with a sign about my class starting today-excellent
sit down-fine
listen-fine
hear lots and lots of talk about physics-bad, very, very bad
remind myself that I'm actually not taking physics and I must be in the wrong classroom-bad
go look around-awkward
check my schedule and verify the room-i was right
go back to the physics talking room-more awkward
sit down and listen to more physics garble-extra awkward
look at my schedule one more time to make sure-humbling
find out my class is at 8:30 PM-mortified
attempt to secretly escape the room-terrifying
realize my shirt's untucked and I'm showing what my mamma gave me to everyone-perfect
get on the elevator, call C-good
hear his voice and try not to burst into tears-embarassing
get reassured by lover-boy and walk to the scooter-hot
hold my bag between my legs again-dumb
get home, come inside-finally
plop on the couch-currently
consider going back to bed and trying again-probably
drop a class that goes from 8:30-11:00 PM?-DEFINITELY
Me looking quite pioneer-ish.
I've only been awake for 2 hours. Hopefully the next 12 or so are a little better than the first 2. Happy Monday everyone. Hopefully. :)
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9 comments:
I LOVE your guts! That is totally and completely something I would do. The fact that you walked in and out so many times kills me!!! And I have also called Jake and burst into tears as soon as he answered.
P.S. Pioneer looks good on you!
Oh Ash, you crack me up. Sorry your week got a rough start! Hopefully it will only get better! What kind of crazy person would take a class 8:30-11:00PM, no wonder you were mixed up!
i LA LA LOVE you! you are so dang funny. and you do not look pioneer-ish. also, do you now see why mondays make me want to run over my foot with my own truck? they torture me.
ash the fact that i saw you today in your pink helmet riding the scootsie makes this post even better. i am laughing sooo hard. seriously good to see you today. for some reason the scooter and you really crack me up beyond measure. i am not making fun, just saying you are awesome!
This is funny!
Mine was about that bad, but at least mine was a dream. Every few months I dream I go back to college and it's terrifying. Don't know what it means......anyone out there want to interpret?
I'm cracking up!!!! Fist of all you did not look like a pioneer!! The pioneers did not have scooters with pink helmets! You rock seriously man!! And your Monday couldn't have been that bad cuz you gotta see me!!!
Tuesday: Make grape juice for jelly - good.
Need a rest and read Ashlee's blog - halarious!!!
Okay Ashley I actually love that top... I have one similar to it in 3/4 sleeves! Aaaaaah!! ;)
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